Q: How do blonde braincells die ?A: Alone.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A1: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A PIN AT YOU?A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?A: An air bag.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?A: A prostitoad.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen oranged juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?
